How to Bag Em'

So I was checking stuff online and I ended up on the Complex website. I was browsing around and found this...

How To Bag A Sex And The City Fan

NYC has been flooded with women who emulate this HBO drama. Follow our guide to the species if you want to get lucky.

Every year since Sex And The City's 1998 debut, millions of impressionable young women have moved to New York City with dreams of being like their hero, Carrie Bradshaw. You might have seen them, frolicking around Manhattan in wildly impractical high-heels, squawking with their pack of like-minded girlfriends about men and fashion. And with the recent release of the big-screen spin-off, it's become clear to us that these women aren't going anywhere. So how does one seduce an attractive chick who lives in this glamorous urban fantasy world? Follow our advice and you will be having sex (wait for it) in the city.

Hilarious...
They tell you where to find them, how to spot them, attract them, etc...
To find out more check it out here at Complex.com

Chuck Norris/Sex and the City

Last night I headed out to Milk where the Chuck Norris party was at. Was pretty crackin as usual.








Alex, our rep from NY, was in town.


And also Lanie and Mink from Hellz-Bellz.



Apparently T-Pain and Kanye were there too. Haha Just playin...


This morning I stopped by Fatlace for the Hellz-Bellz warehouse sale. Spent a good $200. Wish I had more time to shop though! But I had a date with the girls to get brunch.


I met the girls up at Foreign Cinema on Mission for brunch and then headed downtown to watch Sex and the City. Such a chick flick, but I liked it.

Words Can't Explain

how amazing this is...
This must've taken weeks.




Thanks G for showing it to me!
Found on Chiefmag.com

Chuck Norris

Come through Friday, May 30th at Milk on Haight
$5 cover
Free Pabst!

Hellz Bellz Warehouse Sale

Hellz is having a warehouse sale.
Clothing is 50%-75% off

The one in NY already passed. But don't miss out on San Diego and San Francisco.

San Diego
May 24th-25th
11am-7pm
828 G St.
San Diego, CA 92101

San Francisco
May 31st-June 1st
11am-7pm
1630 Post St.
San Francisco, CA 94115

Find more info out on www.hellz-bellz.com or fatlace.com

Source from: Yoshi

Bay to Breakers 08'

I've never done the Bay to Breakers before so when I heard Verizon was trying to set something up for employees to do it I decided it's a great time considering I usually work Sundays. We met up as "the network" wearing our red Verizon shirts and hard hats. The streets were crazy as you can see and this was just somewhere by the starting line!



Reg told me about the tortilla throwing in the beginning. I still don't understand why, but it was fun.



Storm Troopers





I thought the crayons were hella cute. Haha


Starting line.



I have never seen so many naked men in my life. Ehh...





The "Jesus Christ Loves You" guy is always downtown. His normal post is on Market next to the cable cars.


Hayes hill.






Once we started getting closer to Golden Gate Park I decided to actually run. By the forth mile mark I started running, stopped at the fifth and then started running again on the sixth mile mark to the finish line. I think my time was somewhere around 2 hours and 24 minutes. My manager did about 1 hour and 16 minutes. And the rest of my coworkers finished at about 3 hours. Maybe next year I'll try running it. Hmm...maybe not. Haha

No pictures from the finish line though. My coworker that was walking held onto my bag. But I ran into Darrell and Rocks! Thanks for the picture Rocks!

A Couple Things

Wednesday I was off so I went to go watch Augs' softball game. Marc, Liz, and Jermz were there munching on these little guys. Shrooms anyone? It's basically like the other Asian snacks with chocolate and a cracker...Hello Panda, Pocky, Yan-Yan. They were actaully pretty good.


Remember another post I had about Augs getting stitches? Well...she got hit by the ball, again, but this time it hit her lip. So now she has a bandaid on her eye because of her stitches and also a bruised lip...on the inside and out! What a soldier!



There's been a heatwave in the Bay Area, so that meant Dolores park! Grabbed some sandwiches with Reg and B and chilled on the grass.





B drove me home after since Reg had to get ready for work. This is what his air freshener said...